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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

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1 hour ago
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troyleryoutube:

tylersmintgreenhair:

life-sandwich:

officalumhood:

i want to punch a wall

"No, go fuck yourself."

Iconic.

This is perfect

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12 hours ago
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misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

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12 hours ago
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Things that would be nice at 4 am

cartouche-dreams:

Long make out session
Back rubs
Cuddles
Deep talks
Forehead kisses
Hearing each other breathe
Holding hands
Laughs and corny jokes

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12 hours ago
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musicacorazon:

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.

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13 hours ago
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Favorite female video game characters » Morrigan

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1 hour ago
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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

voxamberlynn:

college-life-crisis:

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LOL

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12 hours ago
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erenharuchan-nanasejaeger0306:

ulrikavolf16:

epic-vines:

Paranormal activity caught on camera

Vine by: David Lopez

You reacted properly

I have been laughing at this for 20 minutes now…

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12 hours ago
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kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

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12 hours ago
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sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

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13 hours ago
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ejaculot:

when ya see your crush at the public pool

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